One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair
he has his first meeting with a demon...
Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do
is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and
fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from
all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie -
you're already dead remember?
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack,
Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big
bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do
all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.
Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.
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