The sharing of marriage

The old man placed an order for  one hamburger, french fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his  wife. 

 He then carefully counted out  the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

 He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. 

 As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking  over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking,  'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of  them.'

 As the man began to eat his  fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.

 The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

 People closer to the table  noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.  She sat there watching  her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the  drink.

 Again, the young man came over  and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old  woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing  everything.'

 Finally, as the old man  finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man  again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of  food and asked 

'What is it you are waiting for?'

 She  answered. . . 

 "THE  TEETH" .  

Kind of just makes ya feel like this picture below inside!!!

The Ostrich in the restaurant

       

The Ostrich

 A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. 

The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to

the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order.  "That will

be $9.40 please."  The man reaches into his pocket and

pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man

says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."

 

 The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

 Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

 This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?"

asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and

a salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and

places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.  "Excuse me, 

sir.  How do you manage to always come up with the exact change

in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says  the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and

found an old lamp.  When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered

me two wishes.   My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,

I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money

 would always be there."

"That's  brilliant!" says the waitress.  "Most  people would ask for a

 million dollars or something, but you'll  always be as rich as you want

for as long as you live!"

"That's right.  Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact

money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick

with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

  

 

McDonald's art