*A Texaco gas station in Edinburg, Texas, was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up'. *
*Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.'*
*A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.'*
* As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex. ' Bubba replied, 'No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged ----- my wife won twice last week.'!*
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