Monday, December 15, 2008

Shit in your carburetor

 A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'  She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'


  1. i'm blonde, don't get it!!

  2. This has been my favourite joke in recent years ... I first heard it when I was running a Ducati/Moto Guzzi shop in Tasmania - and it wasn't a blonde but a Ducati/Moto Guzzi owner depending on one's own choice of ride.


I would just love to hear whatcha think? good or bad. And as usual if you have a joke or something funny you would like me to post here I would love to do so. Just let me know if you would like me to link back to you or if I can use your name. All links are welcomed.

Why Not?

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Thanks guys! Do I hear 55?