I complained about my recent electric bill and here's the response :
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike.
But it should be noted that you have no choice.
We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you.
You have no choice We have the power, you need the power.
So sad....too bad. We have enclosed a little picture to help
outline our response. Have a nice day and keep those checks coming!
Your Local Power Co .