Friday, March 27, 2009


Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. 
His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors,
flash cards, special learning centers.
In short, everything they could think of to help his math.

Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary  down
and enrolled him In the local Catholic school. After the first day,
little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't
even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to  his room and started studying.

Books and  papers were spread out all over the room and
little Zachary was hard at  work. His mother was amazed.
She called him down to dinner.
To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to
his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the
books as hard as before.

This went on for some time,  day after day, while the
mother tried to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Zachary brought  home his report Card. He
quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books..
With great trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her  great
surprise, Little Zachary got an 'A' in math.

She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his
room and said, 'Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?' Little
Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no. 'Well, then,' she replied, Was
it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?'

Little Zachary looked at her and said, 'Well, on the
first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew
they weren't fooling around.'

Have a wonderful day and  God Bless.

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