Sunday, March 8, 2009

Talking Dog

A guy is driving around the back woods of
Tennessee and he sees a sign  in front of a
broken down shanty-style house: Talking Dog
For Sale.  He  rings the bell and the owner
appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing
a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that
I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to
help the government, so I told the CIA.  In no time
at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
years running. But, the jetting around really tired me
out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I
decided to settle down.  I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security, wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in. 

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was
awarded a batch of medals.'  'I got married, had
a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and
asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing!
'Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that crap!!!
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