Potty Training

A  LITTLE THREE YEAR-OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE  TOILET.   HIS  MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG,   SO  SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S  UP.

THE LITTLE BOY IS  GRIPPING ON TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND   AND HITTING HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT  HAND.

 

    HIS MOTHER SAYS:   "BILLY,  ARE YOU ALRIGHT?   YOU'VE  BEEN IN HERE FOR  AWHILE."
    BILLY SAYS:   "I'M  FINE, MOMMY.   I  JUST HAVEN'T GONE 'DOODY'  YET."

    MOTHER SAYS:   "OK,  YOU CAN STAY THERE A FEW MORE MINUTES.   BUT,  BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE  HEAD?"