Who invented the toothbrush ?
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been called a teethbrush.)
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?'.
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
A new Redneck law was just recent ly passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'