Monday, June 15, 2009

And then the fight started

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
      channels. She asked, 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust.'
      And then the fight started...
      My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A
      Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and
      said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I asked,
    " Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me
      this time, simply saying, "Yes."
      So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
     And then the fight started....

      Saturday morning I got up early, quietly
dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly
into the garage.  I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and
proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was
blowing 50 mph,
so I pulled back into the garage, turned on
the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all
day.  I went back into the house, quietly
undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's
back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered,
"The weather out there is terrible.."    My loving wife of 10 years replied,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in
And that's how the fight started...


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Thanks guys! Do I hear 55?