I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Libturds, Libturds, Libturds ... Ah yes ~ PM
5 hours ago
Story of my life ...
ReplyDeleteI saw that guy with the iPod at the bar last night. Nerd.
ReplyDeleteLOL :) ...
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