Monday, September 7, 2009

A cowboy

 A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.

 I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
 So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ...

 Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

 I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!'

 St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

 'Just a couple of minutes ago...'


  1. That's certainly helpful. Though it sounds like a last minute attempt to get into heaven.


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