Jesus

                 A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight

                 around, looking for valuables when a voice in the darkness warned,

               'Jesus is watching you.'

                 He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

                 When he heard nothing more, after a while, he shook his head and    continued.

                 Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as  a bell he heard

                  Jesus is watching you.'

                  Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source   of the voice.

             Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a   parrot.

                  Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

                  'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that   he is watching you.'

                  The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me !  Who in the world are you?'

                  'Moses,' replied the bird.

                  'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird   Moses?'

                  'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.