Monday, March 1, 2010

9 gentlemen a day

I am seeing 9 gentlemen every day.  As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John

Then Charlie Horse comes along & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention. 

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.  He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life!  Oh, Yes, I'm flirting with Al Zymer.

And thinking of calling BUD WEISER , JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.

Now remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.  The closer it gets to the end, the faster it have fun think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and count your blessings!!

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