Dial 911

HELP!!! Someone dial  911, I'm being

mauled by a troll!'

'I
swear a big Doberman busted in

and just tore the place up....'

 

How to tell when its time to make your
kids
sleep in their own bed....

'Ahhh, the fresh, relaxing aroma
of
feet.......'???

Par-tay, Par-tay, Par-tay!

'Uh, cat? What cat?'

 

 

There's no explaining
Love.

Peace Brother!!!

 

'Harlem Globetrotters here I come' 

 

Hi! Will you be my
friends?!'

'HELLOOOO'
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??

Mad Skills...

The good thing about working here -
If you need
assistance smiling,there's always help!

Life is
short
Break the rules
Forgive quickly
Kiss slowly
Love truly
Laugh uncontrollably.

and never regret anything
that made you smile.