Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Blame Bill Gates

How the world works lately... 
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, 
He blames the restaurant. 

If you smoke three packs a day
 40 years and die of lung cancer, 

Your family blames the Tobacco company. 

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender. 

If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners, You blame television. 

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer... 

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline. 

I must have lived too long to

Understand the world
As it is anymore. 

So, if I die while my
 OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.

1 comment:

I would just love to hear whatcha think? good or bad. And as usual if you have a joke or something funny you would like me to post here I would love to do so. Just let me know if you would like me to link back to you or if I can use your name. All links are welcomed.

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Thanks guys! Do I hear 55?