Blame Bill Gates

How the world works lately...  If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,  He blames the restaurant.  If you smoke three packs a day  For 40 years and die of lung cancer,  Your family blames the Tobacco company.  If your neighbor crashes  Into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender.  If your grandchildren are  Brats without manners, You blame television.  If your friend is shot by a  Deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer...  And if a crazed person breaks  Into the cockpit and Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, And the passengers Kill him instead, The mother of the crazed deceased Blames the airline.  I must have lived too long to Understand the world As it is anymore.  So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.