Sunday, May 9, 2010


  A very tired nurse walks into a bank,

                                Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
                                 Preparing to write a check,

                                 She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse

                                 And tries to write with it.

                                 When she realizes her mistake,

                                 She looks at the flabbergasted teller

                                 And without missing a beat, she says:

                                ' Well, that's great....that's just great....

                                  Some asshole's got my pen!'   

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