Sunday, September 19, 2010

13 great benefits of wlking

The Benefits Of Walking


  I have been told that there were good reasons to walk. Now I know.

 1. Walking can add minutes to your life. This  enables you
 at  85 years old  to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
  home at $7000 per month. 
 2. My grandpa started walking five miles a day  when he was
 60.  Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell he  is. 
 3. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
 people who  annoy me. 
 4. The only reason I would take up walking is so that I
 could  hear heavy breathing again. 
 5. I have to walk early in the morning,  before my brain
 figures out what I'm doing. 
 6. I joined a health club  last year, spent about 400
 bucks.  Haven't lost a pound.  Apparently  you have to visit the club. 
 7. Every time I hear the dirty word  'exercise', I wash my mouth out with 
 8. I do have flabby  thighs, but fortunately, my stomach
 covers them. 
 9. The advantage of  exercising every day is so when you
 die, they'll say,  'Well, he looks good  doesn't he.' 
 10. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start 
 with a small country. 
 11. I know I got a lot of exercise the last few  years,
 just getting over the hill. 
12. You could run this over to your  friends but why not
 just e-mail it to them! 
13. We all get heavier as we  get older, because
 there's a lot more information in our heads. 
That's  my story and I'm sticking to it, 
AND every time I start thinking too  much about how I look,  I
just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I  look just fine.


  1. These are great ! They sound like me. My favorite is, "Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate."

    I have, I think I told you, started walking 2 miles every morning. I've lost 20 pounds, and need to loose more, though.

  2. I forgot to tell you, I've lost two followers. I noticed you lost one too. I couldn't figure out who it was at Woodsterman until I saw your followers. "Natalie" is one we both lost. Ta Ta ...


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