Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Men are like...

Men Are Like...
Men are like..... Placemats.

They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like..... Mascara. 
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like..... Bike helmets. 
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like..... Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like..... Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like..... Bank accounts. 
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

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