Golf Balls

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of

golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his

bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's

golf balls".

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him

thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any

longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"