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Friday, December 3, 2010

One for the blondes

Mick & Paddy were having a drink outside the pub.
Mick
“Hey Paddy, how high do you thunk dat flag pole on the memorial is?”
Paddy
“Dunno Muck but I would guess at dirty feet.”
Mick
“No Paddy, I would say, twenty five feet”
 Paddy
“Nuts”
Mick
“Lets ask dis pretty blonde cumin along der road, she looks like a smart one”.
Paddy
“hello young lady”
Blonde
“Hello”
Mick
“how high would you say dat flag pole is?”.
The blonde immediately opens her bag, pulls out a spanner, drops the flag to the ground.
Mick & Paddy are amazed
She then pulls out a tape measure, runs the length & says in a loud voice 28 foot 9 inches.
Mick says,
“Typical blonde, got it wrong, I asked her for the height & she gave me the length”

A special thanks to Grumpy of Lumberjocks!

3 comments:

  1. Good old Grumpy ... These blonds never get it right.

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  2. Ahhhh but this one did! The guy got it wrong!

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