A blog of humorous and unusual e-mails that I receive from my readers along with my friends and family.
The only intention I have with this blog is to give my readers "A Daily Laugh" or if not that, I want them to leave here at least with a smile!
( funny--but unfortunately it's how the world thinks lately)
How the world works lately...
If aman cutshis finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
Heblames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
If your friend is shot by a
And if a crazed person breaks
Into thecockpit and
Tries to killthe pilotat 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother ofthe crazeddeceased
Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
So, if I die while myOLD WRINKLED ASS
is parkedin front of this computer,
I want all of you to
BlameBill Gates .