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Monday, January 10, 2011

MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN...

  On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..  The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
 
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to die,'
she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last
minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make
me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. 
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a cowboy from Wyoming stands up in the rear of the plane.  He is
handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts
to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
 
One button at a time.........
 
No one moves..................
 
He removes his shirt................
 
Muscles ripple across his chest..........
 
She gasps....................
 
He whispers in her ear................
 
'Iron this...then get me a beer.'

2 comments:

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Thanks guys! Do I hear 55?