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Sunday, March 27, 2011

Fwd: FW: The importance of walking


Allison



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: John Guest <jlguest@hotmail.com>
Date: Sat, Mar 26, 2011 at 9:28 PM
Subject: FW: The importance of walking
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The Importance of Walking


Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month. 


   My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where he is.

  

   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by peop le who annoy me.

  

   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again
.
 
    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   

   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.

  

   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

  

   
The advantage of exercising every day
    is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

  

   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   

   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.


  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   

   AND


   Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
 and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.

 
   You could run this over to your friends
    But just e-mail it to them
 


cid:DF51AF864FF941A5A5863F01AE118254@lloy

If you don't forward
 
this to 1 of your friends within
 
the next 5 minutes your belly
 
button will unscrew and your
 
butt will fall off.
 
Really.... It's true




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