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Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Rules
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."
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#21 Unusual Building Designs8 years ago
That sounds fair. I'll be hanging around his house at 7:00 to see if he shows up. I hate a good opportunity slipping by.
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