Surgeons

Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.


*The first surgeon said, "Electricians are the best, everything inside is color coded."


*The second surgeon says, "No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"


*The third surgeon shut them up when he said: "You're all wrong!
 Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
 There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable