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Sunday, February 26, 2012

No breakfast until your chores are done!



 A little boy comes down to breakfast. 
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
" Not yet, "  said the little boy.



Well,  he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, 
and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. 

 He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. 


He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl 


of dry cereal.
" How come I don't get any eggs and bacon ?
 Why don't I have any milk in my cereal ? "  he asks.
" Well, "  his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken,
so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
 I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. "
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the
 pussy cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
" You gonna tell him or should I ? " 

5 comments:

  1. Lol.. The boy is very smart :)

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  2. lol. if you ever have time please checkout my new blog as well.

    mindofalibra.blogspot.com

    I plan to share personal embarrassing stories or funny stories to put a smile on peoples face :) thanks

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  3. funny stuff, thanks for the chuckle

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  4. Thanks to you al ! I appreciate the comments. Please stoop back again anytime. @bryan, I will go do a check it out thing at your blog right now. See you there!

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