Thursday, January 10, 2013

The sharing of marriage

The old man placed an order for  one hamburger, french fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his  wife. 

 He then carefully counted out  the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

 He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. 

 As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking  over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking,  'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of  them.'

 As the man began to eat his  fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.

 The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

 People closer to the table  noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.  She sat there watching  her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the  drink.

 Again, the young man came over  and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old  woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing  everything.'

 Finally, as the old man  finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man  again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of  food and asked 

'What is it you are waiting for?'

 She  answered. . . 

 "THE  TEETH" .  

Kind of just makes ya feel like this picture below inside!!!

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