The Sheriff's Exam
A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriffs Department is being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview asks the recruit a question. "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an Attitude Suitability Test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Liberal Democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asks.
"That's the attitude we want" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?" 413fa31e6c760cae36dc5192700c9ab4ef029818ec64f38596