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Saturday, December 20, 2008

A Fart, A story

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A fart it is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.

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A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud

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A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song......

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A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent , and deadly.

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A fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while......

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A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces.

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From wide-open prairie,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.

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But farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must never forget.......

Sweet old farts like you!

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1 comment:

I would just love to hear whatcha think? good or bad. And as usual if you have a joke or something funny you would like me to post here I would love to do so. Just let me know if you would like me to link back to you or if I can use your name. All links are welcomed.

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