people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used
the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before,
but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says, "I feel like shit today."