Who was our father

3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

 

1.  He called everyone brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He didn't get a fair trial.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was  Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was  Italian:

 

1. He talked with His hands.

2. He had wine with His meals.

3. He used olive oil.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

  

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

  

1. He was at peace with nature.

2. He ate a lot of fish.

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

  

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was  Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

  

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a Woman:

 

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

Can I get an AMEN??