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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Who was our father

3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
 
1.  He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was  Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was  Italian:
 
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
  
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
  
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
  
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was  Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
  
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a Woman:
 
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
Can I get an AMEN??

2 comments:

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Thanks guys! Do I hear 55?