Thursday, March 11, 2010

True Story



Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, 
A Woman >From Houston , Texas Was Arrested, 
Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter 
For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back 
As He Was Running Away With Her Purse. 
The Following Monday Morning, 
The Woman Was Called In Front Of The 
Arraignment Judge, Sworn In, 
And Asked To Explain Her Actions. 

The Woman Replied, 
"I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop 
For About 15 Minutes, Waiting For The 
Bus To Take Me Home After Work.. 
I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe.... 

I Was There Alone, 
So I Had My Right Hand On My Pistol, 
That Was In My Purse, That Was Hung 
Over My Left Shoulder. 

All Of A Sudden I Was Being 
Spun Around Hard To My Left. 
As I Caught My Balance, I Saw A Man 
Running Away From Me With My Purse. 

I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I Saw 
That My Fingers Were Wrapped Tightly 
Around My Pistol. 
The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud, 
" No Way Punk! You're Not Stealing My 
Pay Check And Tips." 

I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol 
At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse, 
And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times! 
When Asked By The Arraignment Judge, 
"Why Did You Shoot The Man 6 Times? 

The Woman Replied Under Oath, 
"Because, When I Pulled The Trigger The 7th Time, It Only Went Click." 

The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges. 
And She Was Back At Work, 
At The Cafe, The Next Day!  
Now that's Gun Control....

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