To my readers, I have seen some of these before but not all. A shout out goes to Eric for sending me these;
Thanks, Mondays Child
A Redneck passed away and left his entireEstate to his beloved widow . . . But she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
Redneck ice chest
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ....."Go ahead."
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ! It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
A new Redneck law was just recently passedWhen a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . Up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
A Redneck Thanksgiving
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 And says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .And the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
That's all folks!