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Actual Australian Court Docket 12659


A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The Aussies Have a Gentle Way of Describing Things

The Aussies Have a Gentle Way of Describing Things

T. B.  Bechtel, a  City Councilor from  Newcastle,  Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.  His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.
 
All he said was this:
"If hooking up one rag head terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say:  “Red is positive, black is negative and make sure his nuts are wet'."