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Laughs in pictures

Today I thought I would post various pictures I have been given. I need to quit saving these pictures this long because my computers filling up. LOL.

 So you may be seeing more that the usual funny, odd, off the wall pictures in the coming weeks!

Dogs, babies, smiles!

I would like to thank "anonymous" for these great pictures. Whoever my nameless friend/reader is I would like to share these with you, my readers.

 Perhaps this post won't give you today's laugh, but I sure can guarantee today's smile! 

Enjoy!!!

 I just have to add a page break. I have too many pictures here for just a one page post.

DOG FOR SALE

A man is driving around the back woods of Montana, and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:

'Talking Dog For Sale '

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The man goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the man recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says

'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says,

'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young..
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The man is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the man says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard'

Reasons Why You Should Carry a Camera........

To my readers, this was given to me by an old high school friend. Not my typical post, but I thought surely worth posting. Sometimes "cute" can be funny and some of these pictures proves it! As usual I would love to hear what you think in my comments. Thanks, Allison

Reasons why you should carry a camera...

Now that you've smiled, please share these with your friends..  HAVE A TERRIFIC DAY!!!! Thanks to Pam!

Love this video

WHY GOD MADE PETS

WHY GOD MADE PETS



They help out around the house...

They protect our children.. 

They look out for the smaller ones... 

They show us how to relax...

Unusual Photos

 Eric W. sent this to me today. I can never get too much of photos like these. What do you think!

 Next time you have extra time try stacking your coins

Cool Mailboxes

God created dog

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

His name is pink

Nothing funny here but I just had to share this. Eric W. sent this to me and I just so happen to have a special place in my heart for pigs, AND of course dogs. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.


The Dachshund & Pink the Pig


This Dachshund is fostering this little guy for another mom who couldn't take care of him.
He had his eyes closed, but now they are open.  He is just a little bigger than her other pups.
She loves this little guy as much as the other puppies and she is nursing him back to health.
He is the cleanest pig-puppy ever, because she licks him all the time!


HIS NAME IS PINK....

Little Firefighter

Universal Truths

Universal truths. 

A few little items that universally are felt by all!

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

Alcohol does not discriminate