Excuses, excuses

Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers give for speeding.

Here are some of the officers' favorites. 

By the way, none of them worked!



A man told the officer he was rushing to the hospital because had been stung by a bee, and was allergic. "There's the bee right there," he said, pointing to his dashboard. The officer looked. The bee was not only dead, but in a advanced state of decomposition. 

Shit in your carburetor

 A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'  She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'