The Wongs

  The Wongs 

This is perhaps what I consider to be the funniest  I have received in a long time!
I am always looking for new material if you wish to share!
Thanks!!!

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian,
WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong,
what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make
a white, so I think we will name him...


Are you ready for this?





Sum- Ting Wong

You know you laughed (well you know you at chuckled)

Another Penis out the window

A man and a woman were driving down the road,
 arguing about his infidelity when suddenly the woman reached
 over and cut the man's penis off and tossed it out the
 window.



 Driving behind the couple was a man and his
 8-year-old daughter. The girl was chatting away to her
 father when all of a sudden the penis splattered into their
 car windshield, stuck for a moment, then disappeared over
 the roof.



 Surprised, the daughter asked her father,
 'Daddy, what was that?' < br> > >


Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl
 to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied,
 'It.... it was only a bug, Honey.'



The daughter sat with a confused look on her face,
 and after a moment said.................



 'Had a big dick, didn't it?'