Doc I'm in a Hurry

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb.

GOLF STORY

A husband takes his wife to play her first round of golf.

The wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.  

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." 


So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

Testicle Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

Golf Balls

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of

golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his

bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's

golf balls".

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him

thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any

longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

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