No breakfast until your chores are done!

A little boy comes down to breakfast.  Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. " Not yet, "  said the little boy. Well,  he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens,  and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.   He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.  He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl  of dry cereal. " How come I don't get any eggs and bacon ?  Why don't I have any milk in my cereal ? "  he asks. " Well, "  his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.  I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. " Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the  pussy cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, " You gonna tell him or should I ? "

God created dog

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

You don't know ....

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've
heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation
with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it
slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk
about?'

Interesting Newspaper ads

Interesting Newspaper ads 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered: Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat. Been out a while..better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK: $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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