Sign of the times

It was a tough year, but I made it!!!

But not everyone is as lucky as I am. 

Th e economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

 

I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked,  "Can you afford fries with that?" 



CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 

If the bank returns your check marked  "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.

The Economy Is So Bad..

The Economy Is So Bad..
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.


McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .


The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Motel Six won't leave the light on.

The Mafia is laying off judges.


And finally ...  Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.  Hey, great idea ...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.