Jack Daniels Fishing Story

Jack Daniels Fishing Story 

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. So I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.  A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

9 gentlemen a day

I am seeing 9 gentlemen every day.  As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John

Then Charlie Horse comes along & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention. 

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.  He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life!  Oh, Yes, I'm flirting with Al Zymer.

And thinking of calling BUD WEISER , JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.

Now remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.  The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and count your blessings!!

Take me out to the ball game

3 elderly Ladies from
ARIZONA

 

A detective story


So
Pay Close
Attention!!!


....


Three elderly ladies are
excited about seeing


their
first baseball game.

....

They
smuggle a bottle
of

 

into
the ball park.


......





The
game is very
exciting 

 

and
they enjoy themselves
immensely...

 

mixing
Jack Daniel's with their soft
drinks.

........


Soon they
realize that the bottle is almost empty and the
game still has a lot of innings to go.


.......

Based on the given
information, what inning is it and how many
players are on base?








Now
think!










Think
some more!!





You're
gonna love this....




Answer:



It's
the bottom of the fifth, and the


bags
are loaded!