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"Damn contemporary, bullshit architecture"

 

  

  

  

  

 

 

  

Dear Santa, 

If you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in your milk!

Timmy

 It's not worth it, Roy! Let's just give him our noses and let him go!

 

 

Would you look at that? They're making a baby right in the front yard!

It's disgraceful!

Weeweechu

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

To my readers

To my readers,
but do come back here please, LOL!!!

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