Chick Flick

To all my readers, have a safe Halloween!

Full moon

OOOOOH NOOOOOOO!

OHH NOOO!!

There are witches in my mailbox. What am I to do?

I found them there this morning,

doing things they shouldn't do!!

How the witches got there,

I haven't got a clue.

But they won't be there much longer

because I'm sending them to

YOU!!!!!!

You've been Witch Kissed!

Before the warts begin to spread,

pass the kisses on instead!

Why dogs hate Halloween (a few new ones)

Orders for pumpkin pie?

All orders for Pumpkin Pies for Thanksgiving due by November 18th.      If needed sooner, the ole boy may need to squeeze a little more.

My ex-wife, the pilot

My ex-wife, the pilot.  Wow, what a close call! ! ! !
 

My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Northern California because of bad weather.

Costume Party

Costume Party -- HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

 
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party.  The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone..
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his   current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ,naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed..  
So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.  
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had.  He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
- "Did you dance much ?"
- "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to...."
 
 
 

Are you pregnant

Rhino driver

A scene from Halloween