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How to tell the sex of a bird

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD 

This Is AMAZING!!!

Until now I never fully understood how to tell The difference Between Male and Female Birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until Now. 

Below are Two Birds. Study them closely....See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.
It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills..! 

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Send this to all of the men you know, who could do with a good laugh 

And to all women who have a great sense of humor.................J

Polly wants some crack

Kill Two Birds

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestoneagain I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more.Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Birddied from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a womannamed Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!Why ??? OH, come on... Take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!!Everyone knows...







You can't kill Two Birds With OneStone!

Now that boys holding his own