Unexpected endings

These are sentences  in which the  latter part of the sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way  that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or reinterpret the first  part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes  producing an anticlimax.
  

I asked God for a bike, but I know God  doesn't work that way.  So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico City.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

"What is that you just served?" he asked the waiter.

"Ah senor, you have excellent taste!" the waiter replied. "Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

"What the heck, bring me an order."

Don't trust your judgment when alcohol is involved!

* A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter,
and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.


He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He
approaches the bartender and asks, 'What's with the money in the jar?'


'Well......you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the
money and the keys to a brand new Lexus.'

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. And so he asks, 'What
are the three tests?'


'You must pay first......
Those are the rules,' says the bartender.

So, after thinking it over a while,
the man gives the bartender the $10
and the bartender drops it into the jar.

'Okay,' the bartender says, 'Here's what you need to do: First - You
have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a minute or less, and you
can't make a face while doing it.


Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You
have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.

Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs
who has never had sex.... You have to take care of that problem!'


The man is stunned.. 'I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I
won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and
then do all those other things...'

'Your call,' says the bartender.....

'But, your money stays where it is.'

As time goes on, and the man has a few more drinks, he finally says, 'Where's the damn tequila?'

He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.
Tears stream down both cheeks... but he doesn't make a face, and he did
it in fifty-eight seconds!


Next, he staggers out the back door, where he sees the pit bull chained
to a pole. Soon the people inside the bar hear growling, biting, and
screaming sounds... then nothing but silence!

Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back
into the bar, with his shirt ripped open and there are scratches and
he's bleeding all over his body.


He says, 'Now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?'


The moral to the story:

Listen carefully to the directions,
and don't trust your judgment
when alcohol is involved!

How Tequila really works