Dogs, babies, smiles!

I would like to thank "anonymous" for these great pictures. Whoever my nameless friend/reader is I would like to share these with you, my readers.

 Perhaps this post won't give you today's laugh, but I sure can guarantee today's smile! 

Enjoy!!!

 I just have to add a page break. I have too many pictures here for just a one page post.

Two wrongs don't make a right

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year,
the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy,
but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents.
'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
'Well, two Wong's don't make a white,
so I think we will name him...

The Bathtub Song

This is just too cute and funny and add to that adorable!!!
Please click this link, then come back and let me know what you think!
http://www.terrisfp1.com/flash6/bath.swf  

Some people should not be parents

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?

 

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'

'Nonsense,' the doctor said 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be, our families on both side had jet-black hair for generations.'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex? '

 

The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently. 

 

'It's rust..'

The Wongs

  The Wongs 

This is perhaps what I consider to be the funniest  I have received in a long time!
I am always looking for new material if you wish to share!
Thanks!!!

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian,
WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong,
what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make
a white, so I think we will name him...


Are you ready for this?





Sum- Ting Wong

You know you laughed (well you know you at chuckled)

Butt Face

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

Please send me a baby brother. 

 

Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother...