'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck.
'Huey,' was the reply.
'How's your day been, Huey?'
'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?' said Huey.
'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number two.
'So how's your day been, Dewey! ?' he asked.
'Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?'
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, 'So, you must be Louie?'
'No,' she said, batting her eyelashes.
'My name is Puddles.'
Pity the drake ?Or did she enjoy more of it ?
ReplyDeleteThe batting of her eyelashes tells me she enjoyed it!
ReplyDeleteWe need Puddles' address ...
ReplyDeleteThe way I originally heard this joke is 3 ducks walked into a courtroom. The judge asks the 1st duck what her name and charge was.
ReplyDeleteShe says my name is duck and I am in here for blowing bubbles.
Judge says, well you are a duck for goodness sake! Case dismissed.
The next duck comes up. The judge asks the duck what her name and charge was.
She says my name is duck duck and I am in here for blowing bubbles.
Judge says, well you are a duck for goodness sake! Case dismissed.
3rd duck walks in and the judge says, Let me guess. Your name is duck duck duck and you are in here for blowing bubbles.
The duck says, no your honor, ! am Bubbles!