3 mice were sitting in a bar

Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough

they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I

play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on

purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and

bench press it twenty or thirty times."  And with that

he slams another shot.


The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing.

I take those Decon tablets, cut them up and snort them

just for the fun of it."  And with that he slams another

shot.


The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away.

The first two mice look at each other, and then turn

to the third mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you

going?"


The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to

f--k the cat."